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*I'm also noticing Martin Lawrence got him some jowls since the first movie. Oh, and, uh, he has a fat little daughter? *The villain's Mexican accent sounds very cartoonish, yet he looks like a white guy. Gotta exaggerate that drug problem! Otherwise the audience might realize that, in real life if all this stuff were to happen, far fewer people's lives would be negatively affected if you just let people put what they want in their own goddam bodies.
This reminds me of the anvilicious 'guy overdosing and dying of ecstasy in the club' bit from earlier. *Joe angrily calls the drug dealers 'animals'. *Joe says "Thank God no cops died." Am I crazy, or did they clearly show a cop getting the fuck shot out of him during the shootout?
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But then they made the most brain-melting running gag in movie history!! *WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS 'WOOSAA'!? When they first showed Marcus at his shrink appointment, I thought Big Lipped Alligator Moment for sure. It was IMPOSSIBLE for at least a few not to. *Wow, they are totally not mentioning how many civilians died during that car chase/shootout. *Oh good! Joe Pantoliano! Thirty-five damn minutes in. *I just realized Marcus is wearing a Michael Vick jersey. *Okay, admittedly, this car carrier chase is so unbelievably over-the-top it is rather entertaining. I guess Bay had the same idea so he shot up the headlight and glove compartment.) Huge fucking shootout and chase not a scratch on it. *We really have no idea who these dreadlock guys are or why they're shooting the fuck out of everything.
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*Gabrielle Union crashes into a shitload of cars, and I guess all the other drivers disappear or just die. I'm only partway through, and already it really jumps out at you how these 'good guys' are indistinguishable from bad guys. *Ah, the infamous 'zero regard for civilian casualties or property damage' car chase I heard about in the previews. *If there's one thing Bay likes more than the military, it's LOUD, DUMB NIGGAZ. *And then, a bunch of aborigines in muscle cars show up. *Peter Stormare's accent is supposed to be Russian!? *Pool jokes: not funny and don't make sense. Not the 'one partner will soon be transferring' cliche!! *Mike's new car is pretty, but the Porsche 911 was way prettier.
All the bad shit without the redeeming addition of robots kicking the shit out of each other. Within 20 minutes of this one, I already knew it was worse than Transformers 2. *Once again, Will keeps his cool and manages to not have the shittiness of the movie stick to him. *Once again, I find myself staring at the comedy and going, 'Huh?' These jokes are so obviously filler. *It takes Michael Bay to make me feel sorry for KKK members. I have a feeling everything that's about to happen wouldn't have if the police weren't restricting people's freedoms. *Right from the start, we have a problem: How can you have a narc movie where the drug is Ecstasy? I mean, that's not exactly the most lethal thing out there. *Oh, noo! Henry Rollins!? Peter Stormare!? Who was blackmailing you two!?